Legal way to be a prostitute?

First off no I am not thinking of becoming one. We have had some shady "massage parlors" get busted recently in town and it made me think obviously having someone get a massage and pay extra for a happy ending is illegal but what if you charged a large sum for a massage and even had the patron sign a contract saying what they are paying for is strictly a massage but that if things get heated and both parties are willing sex acts may occur but are not paid of the paid massage but rather a decision to engage in sex acts between 2 consenting adults? How would that work out legally? Is their a loophole there?

Model Thin... Help Me Please! ( 10 points! )?

If you do Tai Bo I promise u that u will look like a model. You may feel weird doing it but it WORKS!

How to keep this maniac away from my son?

I just left my bipolar, alcoholic MANIAC fiance. I am 7 months pregnant, and one day he decided to drink all week and totally flipped. Prior he had been so loving and excited and we had never been happier. Then he TOTALLY changed. He accused me of trying to kill him, killing my baby, stealing his money, having sex with neighbors in our bed, every possible thing you can imagine. All this from a very loving affectionate man who promised to stay by my side. His paranoia is off the charts. When I left, he hadn't eaten or slept for days and was drinking like a fish every night, but we parted on semi-good terms. I came back to the house after a week or so of little to no contact (the contact we did have he made it clear I wasn't welcome in my own home to stay away. Keep in mind, I'm pregnant with this man's child)! and the police made him leave so I could stay there. I went in the house and it was trashed, holes in the wall, writing on the wall in baby room, condoms everywhere and the handwriting of a woman on the calendar marking days 'Lexi came for a visit'. I was devastated he would do this in and to our home, I threw up maybe six times. :( I can't describe the pain. I have now left the state and won't be going back. How do I ensure this guy NEVER gets around my baby! He terrifies me! He has a shady record (DUIs, mental hospitalizations, and owes the IRS money for cheating on his taxes)

Should i ask this girl out again?

OwK so I've known this girl since middle school and one day in middle school I gave her a horse 3d glass keychian that was really nice after that she realized that I really did like her but then she told me sorry I'm dating this other Guy. So years after now in high school shes in my modern world history class so I started talking to her again And we got into regular friends again. Turns out during this time she was after another guy who she dated for a week then he dumped her. So after that I asked her out about a week later. And she said no. I don't think she was over him because all her statuses on fb were sadlike as in love. And now present day I've been talking to her.more.latly this was about 3 months after I asked her out and she's being more friendly and texting more.meaningfully to me and she's involving me in making an elaborate plan to set up a party at her house I'm not going.but I'm like lookout And planner And so now I noticed her looking at me in a different way than ever before in class like in a thoughtful way and now she also after the party is going to have breakfast at my house. So idk she rejected me before but now things have changed should I ask her out? Or would it be a mistake? Thank you soon much Max points to best anser!

False Positive pregnancy test?

I took an EPT pregnancy test last night and left it in my bathroom while I took a quick shower. When I got out of the shower, I checked it and it said negative, so I put the cap on and stashed it. The next morning I woke up to go to the bathroom and looked at it and it said positive...the line is as dark as the initial negative sign but it is really thin...could this be because the test sat so long? Is this a false positive?

Did you know that viable alternatives to oil and petrol useage already exist?

Yes I am fully aware of the fact and it is well known within the industry, also patents on synthetic rubber have been acquired by large companies since before the war ............. profit is a wonderful thing, ain't it.

J.Cole rise of fame vs Shady's rise?

Cole and Shady kept true to themselves in the beginning. Do you think Cole was as good as Shady was? also do you see him becoming rich and famous or non mainstream quality or maybe a mixture?